I'm a sexy beast, damn it!

I am a lot of things, some good and some not so good. I've recently come to terms with my alcohol problem, my depression, and my anxiety. I'm in recovery for all three. I'm also FTM, and I am very active in trans* activism. I'm 24, in college, a nerd, and a nice guy. I can be an ass. If you have anymore questions, feel free to ask. Also if you see any weirdness or mispelling on here, let me know!

emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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rumpelstiltskln:

if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me

(via pjohns65)

sinnersleadtheway:

In order to date me you must be willing to do the following:

  • cuddle and never stop
  • hold my hand everywhere we go
  • eat gross amounts of food with me
  • go on adventures
  • wake me up with kisses 
  • make blanket forts

(via laughswiththethunder)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
I live in Charlotte too and I was thinking about seeing Doc Brown. Will he be okay with prescribing T to people who are not transgender men?
tinman88 tinman88 Said:

I’ll be honest, I don’t know. I would suggest calling his office and asking. I will say that he is a part of the transgender healthcare group in Charlotte, so he likely has experience with non-binary folks and even if he doesn’t, the others in the group have. He may just require a therapist letter, but I don’t know.

The issue is that WPATH, the trans* standard of care, hasn’t caught up to non-binary folks yet. Hell they’re just getting to an acceptable point for binary trans* folks. Because of this, practitioners are still sort of groping around the dark for what the best way to handle patients is. I hope this helped!

deportallwhitepeople2k14:

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

Women of color must be pedestrians. We have to keep to the sidewalk, only occasionally getting to hustle across the street and the cars joke about hitting us to gain points.

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literalove:

alex-of-macedonia:

zombicorns:

mina-marina:

My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers

Poprah

 #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED! #EVERYBODY HERE IS GETTING SAVED!!!

IT GOT BETTER

#If you look under your chairs you will find a brand new key…TO SALVATION!!!!

(via brilieveinme)

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

(via its-only-your-life)

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

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