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dearcispeople:

Despite what you may know or believe to know about what my genitals are, an what they should be called, please be aware that you’re wrong. I have a penis, and the cave of wonders. Not a pussy. Not an “extra big clit.” It’s a penis, dick, cock, third leg, etc. It’s as much of a dick as any other guys and no…you can’t see it (unless your offer to look at my junk means you want sex with me…which I’ll have to think about).

This made me smile.

dearcispeople:

Despite what you may know or believe to know about what my genitals are, an what they should be called, please be aware that you’re wrong. I have a penis, and the cave of wonders. Not a pussy. Not an “extra big clit.” It’s a penis, dick, cock, third leg, etc. It’s as much of a dick as any other guys and no…you can’t see it (unless your offer to look at my junk means you want sex with me…which I’ll have to think about).

This made me smile.

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Mumford & Sons
Little Lion Man

blackbettyandthemoon:

burned-and-bloodied:

Little Lion Man - Mumford & Sons

“I really fucked it up this time, didn’t I my dear?”

Mumford & Sons is so special to Nicholas and I, they’ll definitely be played often at our wedding :)

I ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY LOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS FUCKING SONG!!!!

(via sarenhachoice)